no:

when will ariana grande’s quinceañera end

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lostincandyland:

He almost lost his life this day.

(Source: peteneems)

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

(Source: neoncircus)

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svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

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If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it’s not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.
Dalai Lama XIV (via purplebuddhaproject)

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(Source: sugarskuller)

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acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

(Source: officialaneetta)

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tonyblades:

I think you are attractive but I am not trying to pursue a relationship with you

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newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

(Source: merylstreepismymom)

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  • God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this

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